So I was driving the other day and---
I wasn't carjacked!
No, but I did have an unexpected passenger.
I was driving along - and thank God I was at a stop sign because that could very well have caused an accident - I saw something out of the corner of my eye.
I thought it was somebody on the sidewalk, so I just turned to look and-----
I'll take the opportunity to say this: ever see a spider on your windshield and you have to turn on your windshield wipers to see if it's on the outside or the inside?
Well, this beauty wasn't on the windshield, it was on my window, and it wasn't a tiny spider, either.
It was this huge roach.
I screamed and probably made one of those movie-scream faces.
Probably looked a lot like this:
But I dunno; I couldn't see me.
The person pulling onto the road I was on could.
Needless to say, I got that roach out of there.
And the person let me out, because they probably thought I was cray cray.
Which I'm totally not.