Tuesday, December 13

"On the 1st day of Christmas . . ."

". . . my true love gave to me: a partridge in a pear tree."

Wow. Your boyfriend is pretty cool! He got you a birdie! Oh wait . . . have you ever seen a partridge?
I hope that pear tree is rather sturdy; that bird ain't exactly a cream-puff, y'know what I mean?