This post is pointless.
I'm just going to tell you something I did that was really fun:
I JUMPED UP ON AN ELEVATOR GOING DOWN.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomigosh it was so fun!!!
It's really weird because if you wait right before it starts to drop and then you jump, you feel kinda like a superhero, or a Jedi, or somebody from Inception or something for a split second.
It's really cool.
You ought to try it.
But I would suggest not doing it with a 25+ pound backpack.
And yes, I am a responsible 20 year old adult.